Well, wait — @deno.land both supports and absolutely does not support CommonJS 😅
1️⃣ https://docs.deno.com/examples/cjs_to_esm_tutorial/ 2️⃣ https://deno.com/blog/commonjs-is-hurting-javascript#node-decides-to-support-both-cjs-and-esm 3️⃣ https://docs.deno.com/runtime/fundamentals/node/#commonjs-support